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(Squirrel)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/the-squirrel4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>THE Squirrel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/the-squirrel3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>THE Squirrel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/the-squirrel2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>THE Squirrel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-05-20T17:02:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2018/07/29/my-best/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_3515-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3515-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/img_3515.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3515</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-30T14:38:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2018/02/03/share-the-photo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_2305-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2305-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_2305.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2305</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-04T16:21:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2017/10/04/an-open-letter-to-my-congressional-representatives-regarding-their-inadequate-response-to-mass-shootings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/lv-love1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LV love</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/lv-love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LV love</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-29T20:15:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2017/04/15/its-possible-the-power-dynamics-in-this-house-have-shifted-in-the-toddlers-favor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_1272-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1272-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_1272.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1272</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-15T22:29:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2017/01/21/why-i-march/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-22T23:01:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/04/23/a-fancy-owl-is-teaching-me-french-and-sometimes-i-make-him-cry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/cry.png</image:loc><image:title>Cry</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/gustave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gustave</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-12T22:10:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2016/11/22/unhappy-with-the-media-then-support-real-good-journalism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/attack-the-media.jpg</image:loc><image:title>attack-the-media</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-22T22:09:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2016/11/09/i-will-choose-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/img_0143.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0143</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-10T15:22:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2016/09/11/dear-people-who-were-parents-before-i-was-a-parent-im-sorry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/image.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-13T02:56:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2016/07/08/new-life-philosophy-dont-be-a-dick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-28T23:10:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2016/05/16/dear-sesame-street-please-stop-teaching-kids-its-ok-to-feed-wild-animals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/image.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>Not even the squirrels. That's how serious this is, folks. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/habituation.png</image:loc><image:title>habituation</image:title><image:caption>This image is not mine. It is The Oatmeal's. You should read The Oatmeal. It's some funny shit. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/yellowstone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yellowstone</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-17T01:50:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/05/12/squirrel-tips-4-life-the-only-cure-for-hiccups-youll-ever-need/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/peanut-butter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peanut butter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/badger-with-hiccups.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Badger with hiccups</image:title><image:caption>This badger clearly has the hiccups. Why else would he be eating peanut butter?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-26T02:28:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2015/11/29/important-questions-ive-pondered-while-reading-classic-childrens-books-to-my-infant-daughter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/goodnight-moon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goodnight Moon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/to-moon-and-back.jpg</image:loc><image:title>To moon and back</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/goodnight-moon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goodnight Moon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/guess-how-much.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guess How Much</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/where-the-wild-things-are.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where-the-wild-things-are</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/things-1-and-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Things 1 and 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-17T02:12:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2016/03/09/three-very-good-reasons-not-to-get-your-kids-a-bunny-for-easter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/easter-rabbit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Easter rabbit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/easter-goldfish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Easter goldfish</image:title><image:caption>Wannabe.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-16T18:54:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2016/02/14/the-day-i-lost-my-fitbit-and-my-legs-stopped-working/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/fitbit-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fitbit meme</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/fitbig-reply.png</image:loc><image:title>Fitbig reply</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/fitbit-comment.png</image:loc><image:title>Fitbit comment</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/fitbit-comments.png</image:loc><image:title>Fitbit comments</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/fitbit-status.png</image:loc><image:title>Fitbit status</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-17T20:10:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2015/12/22/50-happy-things-for-2015-bloggers-unite-in-flood-of-gratitude/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/starfish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Starfish</image:title><image:caption>I mean, it's kind of hard not to be happy around this one. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-04T22:14:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2015/12/28/lets-be-mom-guilt-free-in-2016/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/knife-juggling-child.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Knife juggling child</image:title><image:caption>The parents of this child should maybe feel a little more guilty. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/formula-baby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Formula baby</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/mom-guilt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mom guilt</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-29T02:37:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/01/10/conan-to-nbc-eff-off/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/conan_o_brien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>conan_o_brien</image:title><image:caption>I love you, Conan!! (NBC photo)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-21T18:53:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/01/12/you-stay-classy-conan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/conan2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Conan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/conan1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Conan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/conan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Conan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-21T18:52:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/01/21/to-conan-with-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/year-2000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Year 2000</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, this photo probably belongs to NBC, but I don't really give a shit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/coco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coco</image:title><image:caption>Conan: My most favoritest person I haven't met</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-21T18:51:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/04/13/cuckoo-for-coco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/scientology.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scientology</image:title><image:caption>Me too, guy in the mildly frightening face mask. Me too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-21T18:50:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/10/16/oh-no-i-gave-birth-to-a-baby-squirrel-instead-of-a-baby-human/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/baby-squirrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baby squirrel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T05:06:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2015/05/14/tbt-to-the-time-my-mom-tried-to-make-me-look-like-hitler/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/me-and-hitler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me and Hitler</image:title><image:caption>Me Hitler</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/me-and-lily.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me and Lily</image:title><image:caption>Me Lily</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/hitler1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hitler</image:title><image:caption>Hitler</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/convo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Convo 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/convo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Convo 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/hitler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hitler</image:title><image:caption>Hitler</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/lily.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lily</image:title><image:caption>Lily</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me</image:title><image:caption>Me</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T05:05:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/08/16/no-mental-illness-is-not-a-choice/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-20T05:03:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/01/09/awkward-is-the-new-sexy-damnit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/main-hall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Main Hall</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ultimate-awk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ultimate awk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/awkward-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Awkward 1</image:title><image:caption>Shane McMillan photo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/blue-steel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blue Steel</image:title><image:caption>Shane McMillan photo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:47:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/01/11/its-pflu-season-for-2010-grizzlies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/griz_pantone2083.jpg</image:loc><image:title>griz_pantone2083</image:title><image:caption>University of Montana image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:46:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/01/11/fox-sarah-true-love-hopefully/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sarah_palin_wink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sarah_palin_wink</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:45:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/01/14/battlestar-galactica-not-even-once/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/battlestar3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>battlestar</image:title><image:caption>What the hell does that even mean??</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/battlestar2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>battlestar</image:title><image:caption>What does hell does that even mean?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/battlestar1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>battlestar</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/battlestar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>battlestar</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, what the hell does that even mean?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:43:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/01/18/i-do-stupid-things-sometimes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/microwave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>microwave</image:title><image:caption>What would happen to your microwave if I put something in it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:43:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/01/20/non-americans-are-people-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/haiti4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Haiti</image:title><image:caption>Please, do what you can to help those affected by the earthquake in Haiti. Text HAITI to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross. (AP photo/Gerald Herbert) </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/haiti3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Haiti</image:title><image:caption>Please, do what you can to help those affected by the earthquake in Haiti. Text HAITI to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross. (AP photo/Gerald Herbert) </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/haiti2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Haiti</image:title><image:caption>Please, do what you can to help those affected by the earthquake in Haiti. Text HAITI to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross. (AP photo/Gerald Herbert) </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/haiti1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Haiti</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/haiti.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Haiti</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:42:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/01/24/shut-that-damn-thing-off/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/caralarmnote21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CarAlarmNote2</image:title><image:caption>My neighbors are probably writing a similar note at this very moment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/caralarmnote2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CarAlarmNote2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:40:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/01/27/i-dont-look-like-as-much-of-a-freak-anymore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/vw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VW</image:title><image:caption>Haha, get it?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:40:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/02/01/cheetah-grrrrr/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cheetah-man5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheetah man</image:title><image:caption>Luckily, I already have the requisite cheetah-print Spandex required to participate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cheetah-man4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheetah man</image:title><image:caption>Luckily, I already have the requisite cheetah-print Spandex required to participate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cheetah-man3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheetah man</image:title><image:caption>Luckily, I already have the requisite cheetah-print Spandex required to participate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cheetah-man2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheetah man</image:title><image:caption>Luckily, I already have the requisite cheetah-print Spandex required to participate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cheetah-man1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheetah man</image:title><image:caption>Luckily, I already have the requiste cheetah-print Spandex required to particpate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/snow-joke3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snow Joke</image:title><image:caption>Perhaps YOU'RE the crazy one for not running this. Did you ever think of that? Or did I just blow your mind?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/snow-joke2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snow Joke</image:title><image:caption>Perhaps YOU'RE the crazy one for not running this. Did you ever think of that? Or did I just blow your mind?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/snow-joke1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snow Joke</image:title><image:caption>Perhaps YOU'RE the crazy one for NOT wanting to be a part of this. Did you ever think of that? Or did I just blow your mind?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cheetah-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheetah man</image:title><image:caption>Luckily, I already have the requiste cheetah-print spandex required to particpate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/snow-joke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snow Joke</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:39:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/02/09/and-the-frack-goes-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cylon-toast2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cylon toast</image:title><image:caption>Mmm... Cylon toast.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cylon-toast1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cylon toast</image:title><image:caption>Mmm... Cylon toast.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cylon-toast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cylon toast</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:39:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/02/22/keep-missoula-original/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/keep-missoula-weird1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keep Missoula Weird</image:title><image:caption>You're better than this, Missoula.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/keep-missoula-weird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keep Missoula Weird</image:title><image:caption>You're better than this, Missoula.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:37:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/03/09/best-websites-eva/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/be772-rattail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>be772-rattail</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/what-are-they-up-to2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>what are they up to</image:title><image:caption>Being totally adorable, that's what!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/what-are-they-up-to1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>what are they up to</image:title><image:caption>Being totally adorable, that's what!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/what-are-they-up-to.jpg</image:loc><image:title>what are they up to</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:36:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/03/10/terrible-news/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/please.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Please!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/please2.png</image:loc><image:title>Please!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/please1.png</image:loc><image:title>Please!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/please.png</image:loc><image:title>Please!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:35:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/03/11/my-life-will-be-complete-after-may-10-2010/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/picture-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Picture 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:34:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/03/14/i-got-carded-at-law-school-prom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tortbunnies3.png</image:loc><image:title>tortbunnies</image:title><image:caption>Aren't you glad you don't tell lawyer jokes?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tortbunnies2.png</image:loc><image:title>tortbunnies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tortbunnies1.png</image:loc><image:title>tortbunnies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tortbunnies.png</image:loc><image:title>tortbunnies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:33:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/03/26/let-the-real-madness-begin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/crazy-marathon-runner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crazy-marathon-runner</image:title><image:caption>I truly hope my marathon insanity doesn't come to this, but I can't make any promises</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:33:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/03/28/hey-kids-want-some-racist-tattoos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/racist-tat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Racist tat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/drug-tats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drug tats</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sexy-tat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sexy tat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:32:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/03/31/time-for-bunnies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/you-make-bunny-cry1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>you-make-bunny-cry</image:title><image:caption>Why you make bunny cry?!? WHY?!?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/you-make-bunny-cry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>you-make-bunny-cry</image:title><image:caption>Why you make bunny cry?!? WHY?!?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pancake_bunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pancake_bunny</image:title><image:caption>That bunny has a pancake on its head! A gosh-darn pancake!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/giant_bunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giant_bunny</image:title><image:caption>Fatterest!! (though most likely Photoshopped)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/big-bunny1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big-bunny</image:title><image:caption>Fattest!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/fat-rabbit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fat-rabbit</image:title><image:caption>Fatter...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/big-bunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big bunny</image:title><image:caption>Fat...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/japanese-bunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Japanese-Bunny</image:title><image:caption>I'm not even sure if that's a bunny, but I like him!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/little-bunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>little-bunny</image:title><image:caption>Awww, fwuffy!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/babybunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babybunny</image:title><image:caption>Awwww!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:31:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/04/02/im-an-april-fool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/april.png</image:loc><image:title>April</image:title><image:caption>I was hoping they'd use my real name, but whatevs...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:30:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/04/10/say-hello-to-pancake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pancake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pancake!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:30:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/04/12/you-got-squired/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/squirrel1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>squirrel</image:title><image:caption>Wanna be my fwiend!?!? Pease!!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/squirrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>squirrel</image:title><image:caption>Hey, wanna be my fwiend?!? Pease!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:28:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/04/14/you-have-seven-bunny-buddy-requests/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bunnies-in-car1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bunnies in car</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/bunnies-in-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bunnies in car</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:25:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/04/19/the-bunny-breakthrough/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/outta-the-cage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Outta the cage!</image:title><image:caption>Look at her go! We're so proud of our lil Pancake!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/eating.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eating</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:24:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/04/20/squirrel-rant-a-plea-for-missoulians-to-stop-driving-like-jackasses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/drivers4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drivers</image:title><image:caption>Designed specifically with me in mind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/drivers3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drivers</image:title><image:caption>Designed specifically with me in mind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/drivers2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drivers</image:title><image:caption>Designed specifically with me in mind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/drivers1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drivers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/drivers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drivers</image:title><image:caption>Designed specifically with me in mind.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:23:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/04/22/going-with-the-flow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tampon-med1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tampon-med</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tampon-med.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tampon-med</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:22:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/05/03/the-squires-family-taking-over-the-helena-ir/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/allers-is-famous2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Allers is famous!</image:title><image:caption>Photos of the people who actually won were unavailable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/allers-is-famous1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Allers is famous!</image:title><image:caption>Photos of the people who actually won were unavailable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/allers-is-famous.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Allers is famous!</image:title><image:caption>The photos of the people who actually won were unavailable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/calvin-and-hobbes-2.gif</image:loc><image:title>Calvin and Hobbes 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/calvin-and-hobbes-11.gif</image:loc><image:title>Calvin and Hobbes 1</image:title><image:caption>A typical blizzardy, subzero day at the Squires household.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/calvin-and-hobbes-1.gif</image:loc><image:title>Calvin and Hobbes 1</image:title><image:caption>A typical sub-zero, blizzardy winter day at the Squires household.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:22:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/05/19/squirrel-thoughts-your-no-1-source-for-mascot-news/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mascots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mascots</image:title><image:caption>Our London 2012 photo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:21:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/05/20/keep-cool-mah-babies-conan-live/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bunny-feets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bunny feets!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/conan-end.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Conan end</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/return-of-bat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Return of bat!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kiss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kiss</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/triumph.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Triumph</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/paisley-leather.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paisley leather</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/conan-on-guitar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Conan on guitar</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/self-pleasuring-panda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Self-pleasuring panda</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bat-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bat 3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:20:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/05/28/in-which-i-giggle-at-boner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dino.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dino</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:19:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/06/02/im-addicted-to-prescription-sleep-meds-and-its-awesome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ambienblogging.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AmbienBlogging</image:title><image:caption>A more common occurence than previously thought?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:19:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/06/03/going-where-no-squirrel-has-gone-before-the-lochsa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/lochsa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lochsa</image:title><image:caption>I'll be in the middle, holding on for dear life.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:17:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/06/08/i-died-on-the-lochsa-and-lived-to-tell-about-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/the-dork2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Dork</image:title><image:caption>This photo has not been retouched. Unfortunately.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/the-dork1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Dork</image:title><image:caption>This photo has not been retouched. Unfortunately.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/the-dork.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Dork</image:title><image:caption>This photo has not been retouched.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-11T16:43:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/06/30/grandma-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sex-offender1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sex offender</image:title><image:caption>Also bad for the bald community.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sex-offender.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sex offender</image:title><image:caption>Also bad for the bald community.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-07-22T21:23:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/07/05/apples-to-apples/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/quote2.png</image:loc><image:title>Quote</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/a2a1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A2A</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/a2a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A2A</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/quote1.png</image:loc><image:title>Quote</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/quote.png</image:loc><image:title>Quote</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:13:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/07/09/you-have-now-entered-marathon-mode/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/marathon-mode.jpg</image:loc><image:title>marathon mode</image:title><image:caption>Marathon Mode: Also an option in Tetris.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:12:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/08/31/a-fair-to-remember/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/lemur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lemur</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:12:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/09/22/a-whole-new-level-of-mascot-obsession/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/rocky-monte-and-me1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ROCKY, MONTE AND ME!</image:title><image:caption>This is perfectly normal. Trust me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/rocky-monte-and-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ROCKY, MONTE AND ME!</image:title><image:caption>This is perfectly normal. Trust me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:10:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/09/28/quite-a-bit-louder-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/griz-stadium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Griz stadium</image:title><image:caption>Washington-Grizzly Stadium (egriz.com photo)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-02-17T09:23:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/10/06/deep-mascot-thoughts-uncut/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/all-three-mascots1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ALL THREE MASCOTS!</image:title><image:caption>ALL THREE MASCOTS!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/all-three-mascots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ALL THREE MASCOTS!</image:title><image:caption>ALL THREE MASCOTS!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:04:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/11/04/in-which-monte-burns-down-the-university-center/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/monte-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monte 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/monte-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monte 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/monte-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monte 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/monte-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monte 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:03:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/11/08/heil-monte/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:02:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/11/11/dear-snakes-please-die/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/fwuffy-bunny2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fwuffy bunny!</image:title><image:caption>I can notz be eatens by icky snakez?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/fwuffy-bunny1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fwuffy bunny!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/fwuffy-bunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fwuffy bunny!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/snake-rock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snake Rock</image:title><image:caption>High-quality Snake Rock</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T04:00:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/11/22/its-not-over-yet-griz-nation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/me-and-mo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me and Mo!!</image:title><image:caption>I really am taller than him, I swear.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/me-and-mo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me and Mo!!</image:title><image:caption>I really am taller than him, I swear.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:58:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/11/23/missoula-schoolchildren-are-a-bunch-of-sissies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/snow-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snow dog</image:title><image:caption>This dog can handle it, Missoula, so why can't you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:57:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/12/10/i-will-throw-down-over-the-long-dash/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/ferret.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ferret</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:56:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/01/14/squirrel-rant-reply-all-oy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/reply-all4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reply all</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/reply-all3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reply all</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/reply-all2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reply all</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/reply-all1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reply all</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/reply-all.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reply all</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/letter-copy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Letter copy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/letter-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Letter copy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:55:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/01/21/have-you-hugged-your-squirrel-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/squirrel-friend.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squirrel friend</image:title><image:caption>Well hello there, friend!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:54:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/02/02/that-punxsutawney-phil-is-full-of-sht/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/fat-phil1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fat Phil</image:title><image:caption>You're lucky you're so cute and fat, Phil.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/fat-phil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fat Phil</image:title><image:caption>You're luck you're so cute and fat, Phil.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:52:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/03/01/yet-another-awesome-national-holiday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/favorite-pancake1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Favorite Pancake</image:title><image:caption>I'm cuter than you!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/favorite-pancake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Favorite Pancake</image:title><image:caption>I'm cuter than you!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:50:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/03/15/facebook-needs-a-bozo-filter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bozo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bozo</image:title><image:caption>Resident bozo/clown college graduate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bozo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bozo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:49:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/04/24/easter-egg-hunts-humanity-at-its-worst/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/easterbunnyhate1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EasterBunnyHate</image:title><image:caption>Probably because you pushed him down.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/easterbunnyhate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EasterBunnyHate</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:47:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/05/03/put-the-razor-down-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mustache.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mustache</image:title><image:caption>If this guy shaves, I'm going to LOSE it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:44:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/05/21/squirrel-confession-im-actually-scared-to-death-of-the-rapture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jesus-is-coming-look-busy2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jesus-is-coming-look-busy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jesus-is-coming-look-busy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jesus-is-coming-look-busy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jesus-is-coming-look-busy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jesus-is-coming-look-busy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:42:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/06/07/seriously-what-the-eff-is-going-on-in-kalispell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/skee-lo-biotches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skee-Lo biotches</image:title><image:caption>You're still my boy, Skee-Lo, despite your blatant disregard for proper grammar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/horse-in-street.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Horse in street</image:title><image:caption>I apologize for the suckiness of my phone pictures right now. But trust me, there's a horse there, and it's using the g.d. crosswalk.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:42:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/06/16/sick-rat-tails-and-the-people-who-search-for-them/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/blue-pancake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blue pancake</image:title><image:caption>Blue pancake disease?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:41:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/06/29/do-you-suck-at-softball-try-the-allison-squires-method-for-sucking-slighly-less-at-softball/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/softball1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Softball</image:title><image:caption>It's OK. Only everyone here saw.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/softball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Softball</image:title><image:caption>It's OK. Only everyone here noticed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-30T20:29:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/08/25/a-likely-incomplete-list-of-things-that-are-wrong-with-my-car/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/falls-off1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Falls off</image:title><image:caption>Haha! But seriously -- let me know about that shit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/falls-off.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Falls off</image:title><image:caption>Haha! But seriously -- please honk.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-06-01T10:51:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/09/16/a-few-select-headlines-from-places-in-which-ive-lived/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gnomes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gnomes</image:title><image:caption>(Helena IR photo)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:34:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/09/21/in-which-i-make-a-harry-potter-reference-and-assume-it-will-amuse-the-random-british-person-emailing-me-based-on-preconceived-stereotypes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/5.png</image:loc><image:title>5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/4.png</image:loc><image:title>4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/3.png</image:loc><image:title>3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/2.png</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/1.png</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:33:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/10/26/a-tribute-to-popples/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-original-popple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Original Popple</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/annual-popple-convention.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Annual Popple convention</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hippie-stoned-off-his-ass-on-a-bean-bag-popple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hippie stoned off his ass on a bean bag Popple</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/drunk-of-their-asses-on-a-merri-go-round-popples.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drunk of their asses on a merri-go-round Popples</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pervert-popples.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pervert Popples</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/card-catolog-popple.gif</image:loc><image:title>Card catolog Popple</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/edible-popple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Edible Popple</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pompous-popples.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pompous Popples</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/french-popples.jpg</image:loc><image:title>French Popples</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/popples-in-a-boot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Popples in a boot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:30:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/10/28/this-is-what-its-come-to-america/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:29:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/12/20/squirrel-rant-but-seriously-facebook-%e2%89%a0-your-g-d-diary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/its-a-status-not-your-diary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Its-a-status-not-your-diary</image:title><image:caption>If you think I'm talking about you, you're probably right. Knock it the eff off.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:24:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2012/01/03/what-your-house-looks-like-when-a-bunny-lives-in-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bunny-in-blanket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bunny in blanket</image:title><image:caption>(There's a bunny in somewhere in there, I promise.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cornered-bunny1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cornered bunny</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cornered-bunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cornered bunny</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bunny-wunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bunny wunny</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/closed-door.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Closed door</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/blocked-off-couch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blocked off couch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/recliner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Recliner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hay-on-the-ground.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hay on the ground</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dvds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DVDs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bunny-maze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bunny maze!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:18:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2012/01/05/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-home-from-sushi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ring!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:17:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2012/01/22/skinny-chicks-are-women-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/skinny-v-curvy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skinny v curvy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/beer-and-tots-diet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beer and tots diet</image:title><image:caption>What a diet consisting mainly of beer, tots and ranch does to my face.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:16:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2012/02/06/things-im-not-ashamed-to-admit-made-me-cry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/slumdog-millionaire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slumdog Millionaire</image:title><image:caption>But really, if you didn't at least tear up at this movie, you have no soul.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:15:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2012/04/17/goodbye-my-jetta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/damage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Damage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jetta-in-gf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jetta in GF</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:12:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2012/07/04/the-time-i-had-to-take-the-greyhound-and-haggle-for-a-banana/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/crying-squirrel1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crying squirrel</image:title><image:caption>It's gonna be OK, buddy! You can have all the bananas you want now!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/diddy-smokes-cigars31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diddy-smokes-cigars3</image:title><image:caption>Did I mention the driver had an uncanny resemblance to P. Diddy? Perhaps I've buried the lede on this one ...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mr-peanut1.png</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Peanut</image:title><image:caption>Investigative journalism at its finest. (And headline writing at its finest, if I do say so myself.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/giant-cow1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giant cow</image:title><image:caption>It was just me. And the giant cow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mr-banana-grabber1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Banana Grabber</image:title><image:caption>If only I had a segway, things could have been so much easier.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:10:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2012/09/05/our-baby-bunny-is-sick-and-we-dont-know-why/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/our-poor-sweet-bunnykins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Our poor sweet bunnykins</image:title><image:caption>Our sweet little bunnykins has an owie in her eye. :(</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:09:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2012/12/14/what-is-it-going-to-take-america/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/guns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guns</image:title><image:caption>A woman waits to hear about her sister, a teacher, following a shooting at the Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Conn., about 60 miles (96 kilometers) northeast of New York City, Friday, Dec. 14, 2012. An official with knowledge of Friday's shooting said 27 people were dead, including 18 children. It was the worst school shooting in the country's history. (AP Photo/Jessica Hill)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:08:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/04/02/drivers-of-great-falls-you-are-legally-required-not-to-run-over-me/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:08:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/04/04/seriously-what-year-is-it/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:06:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/04/05/happy-third-anniversary-to-our-little-flufflepuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/fwuffy-wuffy-wufferton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fwuffy-wuffy wufferton</image:title><image:caption>Miss Pancake T. Bunsen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pen</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:04:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/04/10/this-is-why-dudes-dont-plan-weddings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/invite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Invite</image:title><image:caption>I have trouble focusing sometimes. Sorry.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T03:02:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/04/21/facebook-if-this-the-type-of-sponsored-post-youre-showing-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/4x41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4x4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/4x4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4x4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:55:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/05/26/sky-mall-making-you-your-pets-and-your-lawn-look-super-cool-since-1990/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dead-raptor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead raptor</image:title><image:caption>Poor Thomas. He never really had a chance in this world.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ufo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UFO</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/squirrel-bike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squirrel Bike</image:title><image:caption>I suppose requesting that the squirrel pedal IS asking too much.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/velociraptor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Velociraptor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/alien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien</image:title><image:caption>If a naked alien sculpture doesn't get people to your party, nothing will.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/holiday-bigfoot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Holiday Bigfoot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/brussels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brussels</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bashful-bigfoot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bashful Bigfoot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bigfoot-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bigfoot 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/zombie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zombie</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:55:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/05/30/which-badass-creature-should-appear-in-our-wedding-photos-vote-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/emo-llama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emo llama</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dino1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dino</image:title><image:caption>Quinn Miller Photo + Design</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dino.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dino</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/alf.gif</image:loc><image:title>Alf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/buster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Buster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/birthday-squirrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Birthday squirrel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/prancercise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Prancercise</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/capy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Capy!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bigfoot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bigfoot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:54:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/06/20/i-got-the-best-email-of-my-life-today-and-ill-probably-never-know-who-sent-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/delivery-failed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Delivery failed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dear-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dear you</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/best-email-ever.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Best email ever</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:53:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/07/18/bunnies-bunnies-everywhere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/two-bunnies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two bunnies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/three-bunnykins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Three bunnykins</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lop-earred.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lop earred</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:51:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/07/29/and-the-winner-of-the-which-badass-creature-should-appear-in-our-wedding-photos-contest-is/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/alf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:51:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/08/12/i-demand-a-correction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/correction.png</image:loc><image:title>Correction</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:50:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/08/15/throwback-thursday-the-saddest-photo-bomb-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/abandoned.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Abandoned!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:46:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/09/10/happy-kardashian-day-to-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/note.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Note</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/flowers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flowers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:44:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/09/13/alternate-squires-family-photos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/actual-squires-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Actual Squires Family</image:title><image:caption>Bill, Beckie, Allison, Jason. We're all totally normal, trust me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/comments.png</image:loc><image:title>Comments</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/monkeys.png</image:loc><image:title>Monkeys</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/normal.png</image:loc><image:title>Normal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/80s.png</image:loc><image:title>80s</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/amish.png</image:loc><image:title>Amish</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/family-vacation.png</image:loc><image:title>Family vacation</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/asian-squires-family.png</image:loc><image:title>Asian Squires family</image:title><image:caption>My mom doesn't get it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:42:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/09/21/psl-omg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pumpkin-spice-latte.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pumpkin-spice-latte</image:title><image:caption>Hashtag itsfall! Hashtag yum!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:39:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/09/29/the-great-pumpkin-is-in-our-midst/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/linus-with-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Linus with sign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/linus.png</image:loc><image:title>Linus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/oasis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oasis</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/blue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blue</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/giant-pumpkin-portrait1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giant pumpkin portrait</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/giant-pumpkin-portrait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giant pumpkin portrait</image:title><image:caption>It lives!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/real-great-pumpkin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Real Great Pumpkin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/smaller-giant-pumpkin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smaller giant pumpkin</image:title><image:caption>Still pretty big, though it looked kind of mushy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/giant-pumpkin.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Giant pumpkin</image:title><image:caption>The great pumpkin lives, a mere hour away! 

(Photo courtesy of Kyle Koschmeder)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:38:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/10/01/happy-vegetarian-awareness-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/vegetarian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vegetarian</image:title><image:caption>OK, I'm sure it's not true that I'm never douchey about it. If I'm being douchey about it, tell me. Seres. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:37:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/10/06/a-new-verb-to-brady/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cry-brady.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cry Brady</image:title><image:caption>Maybe it'll even make him cry!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:36:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/10/09/its-squirrel-awareness-month/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/squirrel-hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squirrel hat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:35:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/10/23/the-green-ribbon-why-the-eff-is-this-in-a-childrens-book/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/halloween.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jenny-and-her-goddamn-falling-off.png</image:loc><image:title>Jenny and her goddamn falling off</image:title><image:caption>The root of all my issues.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-05-10T22:55:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/10/31/update-facing-my-childhood-fear-of-the-green-ribbon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/aller-as-jenny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aller as Jenny</image:title><image:caption>Somehow, Jenny got even more terrifying. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:30:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/12/01/the-year-thanksgivukkah-was-almost-ruined/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/text.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Text</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/winnie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Winnie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/disney-birthday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Disney birthday</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/first-thanksgivukkah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>First Thanksgivukkah</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/latkes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Latkes</image:title><image:caption>Gobble tov!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/thanksgivukkah-shirt.png</image:loc><image:title>Thanksgivukkah shirt</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:29:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/12/11/your-reckless-abuse-of-the-oxford-comma-is-furthering-the-demise-of-the-english-language/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dizzy.png</image:loc><image:title>Dizzy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/loser1.png</image:loc><image:title>Loser</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/confused1.png</image:loc><image:title>Confused</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/smile1.png</image:loc><image:title>Smile</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/loser.png</image:loc><image:title>Loser</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/confused.png</image:loc><image:title>Confused</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/smile.png</image:loc><image:title>Smile</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/comma1.png</image:loc><image:title>Comma</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/comma.png</image:loc><image:title>Comma</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/suck-it-oxford-comma2.png</image:loc><image:title>Suck it, Oxford comma</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:28:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/01/05/why-im-not-drinking-not-even-a-drop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/drunk-squirrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drunk squirrel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-20T02:26:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/01/12/my-triumphant-return-to-apples-to-apples/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/apples-to-apples.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Apples to Apples</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/apples-to-apples.png</image:loc><image:title>Apples to Apples</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T22:57:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/01/15/the-results-are-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/real-poll.png</image:loc><image:title>Real poll</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/poll.png</image:loc><image:title>Poll</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T22:44:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/01/21/in-honor-of-squirrel-appreciation-day-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/squirrel-shrine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squirrel Shrine</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T22:43:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/01/23/its-somebunnys-birfday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/nom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NOM!</image:title><image:caption>NOM!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T22:43:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/01/30/i-won-an-award-not-really-at-all/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pretend.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Pretend</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T22:42:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/02/19/in-which-i-school-a-small-child-at-my-beginners-ski-lesson-kind-of/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/skis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skis</image:title><image:caption>When you've forgotten how to ski, they start you off with the wee ones.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ski-south-park.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ski south park</image:title><image:caption>Sadly, Zoe could have used this info, "Landon."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pizza-french-fry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pizza french fry</image:title><image:caption>The basics, courtesy of this site. Which probably got it somewhere else. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T22:41:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/02/26/celebrity-sighting-in-idaho/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ben-stein.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ben Stein</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/coca-cola-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coca-Cola bear</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-09T22:20:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/03/03/if-you-invite-me-to-your-wedding-theres-a-009-percent-chance-ill-ruin-it-with-my-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/new-album-cover-use-this.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New album cover use this</image:title><image:caption>Ben and Lindsey: I can finish this up and have it shipped overnight in no time. You're welcome. So, so welcome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/album-cover-sample-new.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Album cover sample new</image:title><image:caption>You're welcome, Ben and Lindsey. So, so welcome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/new-photo-booth-with-text.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New photo booth with text</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T22:40:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/03/09/quiz-are-you-hungry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hungry-hippo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hungry hippo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T22:38:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/03/16/be-an-encourager-you-probably-wont-end-up-in-prison-for-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/encourager.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Encourager</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T19:58:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/03/19/some-people-just-dont-want-squirrels-to-succeed/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-19T19:57:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/03/30/hey-jerk-thats-my-credit-card-not-yours/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jesus.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Jesus</image:title><image:caption>Pretty sure Jesus would think stealing someone else's credit card info is a real dick move.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/plants-vs-zombies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Plants vs. Zombies</image:title><image:caption>It's good to know the plants will be on our side when the Zombie Apocalypse commences. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T19:56:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/04/06/we-had-some-visitors-and-now-our-bunny-might-be-mormon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mormons-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mormons 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mormons-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mormons 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mormons-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mormons 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mormons-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mormons 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T19:55:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/04/18/the-year-of-the-lobster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/lobster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lobster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/no-lobster.gif</image:loc><image:title>no-lobster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T19:54:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/05/04/things-i-will-and-will-not-miss-about-great-falls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/trail-for-allison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trail for allison</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Larry Beckner, Great Falls Tribune</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/rivers-edge-trail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>River's Edge Trail</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wind-injury1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wind injury</image:title><image:caption>The scar on my skin may fade, but will my soul ever truly heal?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/windy-hair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Windy hair</image:title><image:caption>Great Falls: Not a great place to have hair. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wind-injury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wind injury</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/beautiful-missoula.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beautiful Missoula</image:title><image:caption>For most people who live here, this view is only short drive and moderate hike away.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-18T14:12:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/05/26/i-must-leave-this-place-immediately/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/snake.png</image:loc><image:title>Snake</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T19:51:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/06/15/i-want-to-get-into-the-world-cup-so-i-can-feel-worldly-and-sophisticated-but-its-hard-because-i-kind-of-hate-soccer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/soccer-mascot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Soccer mascot</image:title><image:caption>(Image: Sugar Mascot Costumes)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T19:50:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/06/26/i-have-never-seen-e-t/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/e-t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>E.T.</image:title><image:caption>DEAR GOD! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR FINGER?!

(Image source)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T19:00:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/07/09/4-reasons-why-i-would-be-a-great-juror/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/put-me-in-judge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Put me in, Judge!</image:title><image:caption>Put me in, Judge! I'm ready!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/jury-duty.png</image:loc><image:title>Jury duty</image:title><image:caption>My life in a nutshell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/jury-duty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jury duty</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T18:59:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/08/23/pancake-has-an-important-new-job-coming-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/guard-bunny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guard bunny</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T18:35:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/09/08/unemployment-day-11/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/unemployment.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unemployment</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T18:34:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/09/17/19-photos-i-couldnt-bear-to-delete-to-make-room-for-the-ios8-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/spoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spoon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/drunk-pancake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drunk Pancake</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mcgruff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>McGruff</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/lobster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lobster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/blue-guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blue guy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/quotes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Quotes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/gnome.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gnome</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/religious-discrimination.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Religious discrimination</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/pho.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pho</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/shampoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shampoo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T18:34:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2015/01/05/my-new-years-resolution-is-to-have-this-damn-baby-already-plus-other-pregnancy-fun-facts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/40-weeks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>40 weeks</image:title><image:caption>This was actually taken at the 40-week mark. I'm three times this size now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T18:33:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2015/01/25/shes-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/lily.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lily</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T18:33:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2015/02/11/i-have-to-rename-my-child-squirmy-mcgruntsalot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/munchkin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Munchkin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T18:32:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2015/02/27/heres-another-riddle-for-you-internets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/green.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Green</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T18:32:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2015/03/07/some-members-of-this-household-are-not-taking-the-projectile-pooping-issue-seriously/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/nursery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nursery</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/poo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poo 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/poo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poo 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T18:31:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2015/07/17/need-a-cure-for-insomnia-you-should-have-a-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tiredparents1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TiredParents</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/lily-6-mo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lily 6 mo</image:title><image:caption>My personal miniature human dependent on me for survival</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tiredparents.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TiredParents</image:title><image:caption>[Image source: UberHumor.com]</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T18:29:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2015/08/18/my-alpha-phi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/aphi-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aphi logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/aphi-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APhi photo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T18:28:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2015/10/02/another-mass-shooting-another-spike-in-my-cynicism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/thoughts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thoughts</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T18:28:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/08/11/there-was-a-point-in-my-life-when-i-thought-my-mom-literally-had-eyes-in-the-back-of-her-head/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/eyes.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Eyes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/mouth-eyes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mouth eyes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-30T15:13:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/06/10/the-stigma-of-buying-toilet-paper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/toilet-paper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toilet paper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/koala.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Koala</image:title><image:caption>Koalas use toilet paper. You can, too!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-17T00:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/05/18/george-michael-has-really-been-invading-my-personal-space-lately/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-18T16:26:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/02/05/paste-code-here/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-08T05:01:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2014/02/02/why-im-blaming-my-reluctance-to-vacuum-on-the-1980s-animated-classic-the-brave-little-toaster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/vacuum1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Vacuum</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/vacuum.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Vacuum</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-05-27T07:54:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/12/31/2013-our-squirreliest-year-yet/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-05T14:28:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/12/23/the-continuing-story-of-tom-bradys-inability-to-get-a-high-five/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-24T02:47:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/12/27/my-legen-wait-for-it-dary-prediction-for-the-final-scene-of-himym/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ted1.png</image:loc><image:title>Ted</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ted.png</image:loc><image:title>Ted</image:title><image:caption>"Robiiiiiiiin! I love youuuuuu! Why don't you love meeeeeeeeee?"
(I mockingly say this as if I didn't bawl my eyes out watching this episode.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pay-up.png</image:loc><image:title>Pay up</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-19T00:19:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/12/20/hey-thanks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/thank-you-squirrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thank you squirrel</image:title><image:caption>Sweet thank-you squirrel drawing by this guy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-29T18:21:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2013/08/02/does-a-fair-going-fox-where-socks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/white-fox.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>White fox</image:title><image:caption>A white red fox that's part of the Animal Alley attraction at the Montana State Fair. TRIBUNE PHOTO/RION SANDERS</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-05T01:43:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2012/04/03/its-titanic-3-d-bitches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/titanic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Titanic</image:title><image:caption>Hey meme-makers, stop ruining the moment.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-04T15:12:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/10/20/rapture-update-jesus-is-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jesus-iphone-apps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jesus iPhone apps</image:title><image:caption>Jesus: the Steve Jobs of his generation?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jesus-iphone-apps.png</image:loc><image:title>Jesus iPhone apps</image:title><image:caption>Jesus = the new Steve Jobs?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-21T02:29:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/10/18/why-my-getting-devoured-by-a-bear-is-imminent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bears.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bears</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-19T05:03:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/03/16/stop-pretending-like-youre-above-friday/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-18T18:51:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/01/20/best-holiday-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cheese-squirrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheese squirrel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-10T02:19:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/01/04/in-a-nutshell-winter-woes-epic-episode-silly-sig/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-19T19:39:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2011/01/02/2010-in-review/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-02T17:35:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/06/18/in-a-nutshell-unsportsman-like-conduct-unfortunate-apology-furry-friends/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-18T21:01:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/04/16/todays-dysfunctional-family-circus-cartoon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pwned.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pwned</image:title><image:caption>(Abyssal's Weblog image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-16T18:48:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/04/15/camp-anawanna-we-hold-you-in-our-hearts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/rilo-kiley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rilo Kiley</image:title><image:caption>Rock band Rilo Kiley</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pinsky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pinsky</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-19T14:31:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/03/20/the-census-letdown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/census31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>census3</image:title><image:caption>The guy on the left also owned 28 pairs of shoes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/census3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>census3</image:title><image:caption>The guy on the left also owned 28 pairs of shoes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-03-20T05:59:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/02/23/todays-olympic-observations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lost</image:title><image:caption>Jack has a kid! And Claire is friends with the crazy guy in Locke's body! And a bunch of other crazy shit!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-24T05:47:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/02/22/todays-olympic-observations-with-pictures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/twizzle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twizzle</image:title><image:caption>Fo' twizzle dizzle, it's the D-O double G-izzle!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/men-olympic-uniform.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Men-Olympic-Uniform</image:title><image:caption>I think I wore this exact outfit for the eighth-grade ski trip.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ski1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ski</image:title><image:caption>Pajama party in Vancouver!! (Full set of teeth optional)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ski.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Ski</image:title><image:caption>Pajama party in Vancouver! (Full set of teeth optional)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-24T03:12:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/02/19/im-a-twit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/twit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-19T22:28:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/02/15/olympics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/olympic-ring-shaped-bicycle2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olympic ring-shaped bicycle[2]</image:title><image:caption>The new badass bike I'm sporting in honor of the Olympics.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-02-20T02:21:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com/2010/01/08/hello-world/</loc><lastmod>2010-01-08T23:39:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://squirrelthoughts.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2024-05-20T17:02:27+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
