Today, I received the following text message from Zach: 
“In torts, we were talking about a woman who suffered toxic shock syndrome from leaving her tampon in too long and if she could sue the manufacturer for failure to warn about that danger, and I said, ‘Well, when you buy tampons, you should know there are going to be strings attached.’ And everyone laughed really hard and said it was the best joke of the year.”
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the future of the American legal system. I sincerely hope none of you ever needs a lawyer.
Squirrel Thoughts 
Posted by BS on April 22, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Oh God…LOL!
Posted by Zach on April 22, 2010 at 5:34 pm
My finest hour!
Posted by Dianne on April 23, 2010 at 9:01 am
Hahahaha. Hahahaha. Oh, I love it.
Posted by Danny Davis on April 30, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Better than any joke on Seinfeld…
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