Squirrel Thoughts

Please, do what you can to help those affected by the earthquake in Haiti. Text HAITI to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross. (AP photo/Gerald Herbert)

Earlier this week, my former employer, the Great Falls Tribune, published an article written by a member of its Teen Panel urging people to  donate what they can to relief efforts in Haiti. She traveled to the island last year to volunteer with her dad and was deeply affected by her experiences there. It’s a touching article, really, and it symbolizes the compassion many Americans have when tragedies like the one in Haiti strike.

Then it got ugly.

After reading the article, some online commenters — we’ll  call them ‘callous, insensitive idiots’ for our purposes here — thought it appropriate to post that America isn’t responsible for helping the people of Haiti and that they should just fend for themselves. I couldn’t believe it at first, either.

Now, I know I shouldn’t let things like this get to me, but I can’t help it. It got me riled up. And my mind just can’t let it go, especially after hearing the news of a 6.1-magnitude aftershock striking this morning.

What bothered me the most about the offending comments was that the people who made them seem to think that because those affected by the earthquake are not Americans, their lives are not as important, and we especially shouldn’t be helping them given our current economic situation. Then they defended their statements as ‘patriotic.’ If that’s what defines ‘patriotism’ these days, I want nothing to do with it.

I’m not that patriotic in the first place, and I’ve never really felt bad about it, either. I know (or hope, at least) that people who think like this represent a minority of ‘patriotic’ people in this country, but it’s comments like theirs that reinforce my convictions.

I truly hope all Americans realize how fortunate we are to have been born — through no virtue of our own, really, but through those before us — in a free, democratic and wealthy country that can weather hardship and come out of it stronger than before. The majority of the world’s people, including those in Haiti, aren’t so lucky.

I agree it’s important to consider the needs of our country, especially when many Americans are struggling right now. But we have the resilience to pull through hardship; Haiti does not. There are people in the world who need help more than we do, and the fact that they’re not American shouldn’t matter. We live in a global society, and we are, above all, humans first, Americans second.

So, to all the people who think like those commenters: There’s nothing wrong with considering yourself proud to be an American. But please, realize how lucky you are to be one, too.

I didn’t think I’d delve into politics quite this early, but that damn Sarah Palin is at it again, and I just can’t resist.

At first, I stared in horror as I read about her becoming a political correspondent for FOX News. Mainly because:

1) I do not like her. Aside from our shared love for running, I don’t agree with her on anything, politically or ideologically. She’s more concerned with advancing her own image than with improving America, despite what her supporters say. Her ignorance of world affairs troubles me. Anytime I hear her name in the news, I cringe.

2) FOX News is an insult to journalism. Seriously, FOX, how many more former Republican candidates/officeholders will you put on air before you drop the laughable “fair and balanced” slogan? (Granted, all 24-hour news channels insult journalism. FOX is definitely the worst though.)

But then I started thinking: FOX News is the perfect place for Sarah Palin, and her new gig there *hopefully* means she won’t run for president in 2012.  The fact that she resigned as governor of Alaska with nearly half her term left proves she’s more concerned about making money and basking in the media spotlight than enacting positive policy. And she supposedly has a degree in journalism (though that doesn’t really matter at FOX). So if that’s what she wants, why not give it to her?

It’s not like people who regularly watch FOX News do so for its “fair and balanced” news coverage; they want to hear someone tell them that the way they think is right. (Yes, I know that’s a blanket statement that does not apply to every single person who has ever watched FOX News. But it does describe many FOX devotees.) And the network panders to this exact tendency.

She can’t really do that much damage, can she? Honestly, more opportunities the woman has to speak on national television = more opportunities for Americans to realize how unqualified she is to run for president in 2012. Or ever.

Unfortunately, there is one major caveat to this: It could backfire. What if this is part of her evil, evil (so, so evil) plan to take over the country in three years? Depending on the political climate when the election rolls around, normal, non-right-wing conservative nuts might actually like what she’s saying. She could make a serious run for the presidency, and she could even (ohdeargodpleasedontletthishappen) win.

In which case, I would probably shoot myself. I realize I could just leave the country, but I’ve decided a world in which Sarah Palin can be elected president is a world not worth living in. Do you suppose Sarah would let me borrow her gun?