In which Monte burns down the University Center

So, you think your mascot is the coolest around? You think he/she/it deserves to be Capital One’s Mascot of the Year? OK, but only if he/she/it has a better fire-throwing dance than Monte.

A-like so:

What’s that? Your mascot doesn’t have a fire-throwing dance?

Oh. AWK-ward …

Yeah, OK, so those are actually glow sticks, but they could be flaming balls of fury if UM didn’t adhere so strictly to silly fire codes. Point being that since Monte is the only mascot in the field who can throw fire while dancing to a Jimi Hendrix song of the same name, he’s the only one who deserves to win the title. Please vote accordingly.

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