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20 Oct
RAPTURE UPDATE: Jesus is here!
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I attended a @MomsDemand #RecessRally today because our kids deserve better. It’s time for Congress to pass universal background checks and a strong red flag law. Text CHECKS to 644-33 to tell your senators to support this life-saving legislation. Want to do more? Text COMMIT to 64433 to volunteer with a local chapter of “Mothers and Others” where you live!
#ExpectUs #FutureGunSenseVoter
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It’s not too soon to demand action on gun violence — for El Paso and the 100 people shot and killed every day in America, it’s too late. Proud to stand with thousands of @MomsDemand volunteers as we call on our lawmakers to enact commonsense gun reform. Ready to join us? Text READY to 644-33.
#NotOneMore
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