A tribute to … POPPLES!

Hey, remember Popples? Of course you do, because they totally KICKED. ASS.

In case you missed out on the greatest toy fad of the ’80s, Popples were these magical teddy bear/bunny/pompom/clown crossover stuffed animals with sweet pouches they could roll up into.

The concept behind Popples was quite simple: You pop it in. You pop it out. Pop, pop, Popples! Giggles ensued. They could also keep some pretty neat shit in those pouches.

There were several varieties of Popples, such as:

_________

Standard Popple

_______

Baby Popple

________

Sporty Popple

___________

Popples in a Boot

_________

French Popples

__________

Pompous Popples

________

Edible Popple

_____________

Card Catalog Popple

__________

Pervert Popples

_________________________________

Drunk Off Their Asses on a Merry-Go-Round Popples

____________________________________

Hippie Stoned Out of His Mind on a Bean Bag Popple

___________________________________

Popples enjoying the annual Popple Convention

_______________________

And of course, the Original Popple

RAPTURE UPDATE: Jesus is here!

And he really just wants us to have some sweet iPhone apps.

Jesus: the Steve Jobs of his generation?

Why my getting devoured by a bear is imminent

Seeing how bears are invading Missoula from all sides (or, humans are increasingly encroaching on bears’ habitat, depending on how you want to look at it), it’s now only a matter of when, not if.

Case in point:

Black bear tries to come inside Missoula airport

How to fend off black bear (Though I still think this is a hoax. Seriously, who runs in jeans?)

Grizzly bears moving out of high country, into town

Huson woman fends off attacking bear with zucchini

Chicken coops around western Montana attracting more bears to town

Bear safely removed from downtown Missoula

Brutus the grizzly bear learns to swim in city pool (OK, this was in Helena, not Missoula, but it only indicates that no one is safe, anywhere. Not even at our childhood havens.)

And of course, the always-classic “Bear vs. Trampoline”

In which I make a ‘Harry Potter’ reference and assume it will amuse the random British person emailing me based on preconceived stereotypes

A few select headlines from places in which I’ve lived

(Helena IR photo)

Gnomes in protective custody

Black bear nabbed near Higgins Avenue

What the Hay: Thousands hit bale trail between Hobson and Windham (Also, you’re onl-hay cheating yourself if you don’t check out the extended photo galler-hay here. It doesn’t get better-hay than Pap-hay Smurf, people.)