Squirrel Confession: I’m actually scared to death of the Rapture

And that’s the reason I’m making fun of it every chance I get: to ease my own anxiety. I’m actually terrified all those crazy Christian nutjobs are right and we’re all going to be swallowed up by fire and brimstone. Because Lord knows, I’m not getting Raptured. And I would be seriously pissed if I’ve been wrong this whole time. I do NOT like to be wrong.

But unless Jesus goes for a Hail Mary at the end of the day, I think we’re going to be fine. Now I just have to get through 2012.

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