If you invite me to your wedding, there’s a .009 percent chance I’ll ruin it with my face

One of my bestest friends got married a few weeks ago, and she graciously asked me to be in her wedding. The ceremony and reception were beautiful, and we had a blast taking fun photos before the celebration began.

I haven’t seen the official photos yet, but I really hope they turn out better than the ones I took in the photo booth with my husband and other bestie:

New photo booth with text

Sadly, because I’m not drinking right now, I truly have nothing to blame but my own face for this. And possibly my apparent confusion as to how photo booths operate. Yeah, let’s go with that.

I mean, I can take a decent photo when I need to, but I’m not going to claim to be the most photogenic person around. I’ve definitely taken my fair share of unflattering photos. But man, this … this should be deleted from the files immediately. (EDITOR’S NOTE: Then why are you putting it on the Internet?)

Or …

break

Or …

break

BLOWN UP AND SIZED TO FIT THE COVER OF THE OFFICIAL WEDDING ALBUM!

Ben and Lindsey: I can finish this up and have it shipped overnight in no time. You're welcome. So, so welcome.

Ben and LD: I’m finishing this up and will have it shipped overnight.
You’re welcome. So, so welcome.

If that doesn’t say “cherished keepsake documenting the happiest day of our lives,” I don’t know what does.

And since wedding season is coming up, I’ll give the engaged folks out there fair warning: If you invite me to yours, there’s at least a .009 percent chance that I’ll make this face again and ruin the whole thing.

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10 responses to this post.

  1. These are awesome! Thanks for providing an out loud belly laugh before anyone else in the house is awake. Glad to know that I’m not the only one who can’t work a photo booth. Oh wait…you TOTALLY worked it! Cute pics 🙂

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  2. What is better than that picture? The fact you can look at it and laugh about it yourself. I love that you do NOT take yourself seriously.

    This is hilarious and wonderful.

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  3. BABY PLATYPUS MILL?

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  4. yes yes
    i win and i win

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  5. squirrelthoughts.com/2014/03/03/if-you-invite-me-to-your-wedding-theres-a-009-percent-chance-ill-ruin-it-with-my-face/ is cko

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