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If you invite me to your wedding, there’s a .009 percent chance I’ll ruin it with my face

One of my bestest friends got married a few weeks ago, and she graciously asked me to be in her wedding. The ceremony and reception were beautiful, and we had a blast taking fun photos before the celebration began.

I haven’t seen the official photos yet, but I really hope they turn out better than the ones I took in the photo booth with my husband and other bestie:

New photo booth with text

Sadly, because I’m not drinking right now, I truly have nothing to blame but my own face for this. And possibly my apparent confusion as to how photo booths operate. Yeah, let’s go with that.

I mean, I can take a decent photo when I need to, but I’m not going to claim to be the most photogenic person around. I’ve definitely taken my fair share of unflattering photos. But man, this … this should be deleted from the files immediately. (EDITOR’S NOTE: Then why are you putting it on the Internet?)

Or …


Or …



Ben and Lindsey: I can finish this up and have it shipped overnight in no time. You're welcome. So, so welcome.

Ben and LD: I’m finishing this up and will have it shipped overnight.
You’re welcome. So, so welcome.

If that doesn’t say “cherished keepsake documenting the happiest day of our lives,” I don’t know what does.

And since wedding season is coming up, I’ll give the engaged folks out there fair warning: If you invite me to yours, there’s at least a .009 percent chance that I’ll make this face again and ruin the whole thing.

Which badass creature should appear in our wedding photos? VOTE NOW!

You’ve probably seen this sweet photo of a wedding party being chased by an imaginary dinosaur:

Quinn Miller Photo + Design

Quinn Miller Photo + Design

It’s basically awesome, and now my new life goal is to have at least one photo from our wedding with a badass creature Photoshopped into it. I’ve considered a few options, and you, dear readers, GET TO VOTE ON THEM! Whichever option gets the most votes will be worked into our wedding photography! (Pending approval of our amazing photographer, Suzie Mauro.) (Pleeeease, Suzie! Pleeeeeease!)

Your choices:

  • Bigfoot/Sasquatch (real or Sky Mall version)


  • Capybara (aka giant hamster that I love and want to get as a best friend for Pancake)



  • Party squirrel Bearing Money and Gifts

Birthday squirrel

  • Buster Bluth (post-loose-seal incident)


  • Emo Llama

Emo llama

  • ALF


Our fate is in your hands! VOTE NOW!

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