One of my fave things about using WordPress for Squirrel Thoughts is that it tracks all the terms people search to get to the blog. And I’ve discovered that some people search for some pretty effed up things. Here, in no particular order, is a selection of some of the most amusing ones. Some of them correspond to actual posts; others seem completely random, and I’m mildly disturbed people found my blog by searching for them.
- fat bunnies, fattest bunny (these are by far the most popular terms that bring people to Squirrel Thoughts)
Blue pancake disease?
- squirrels crossing road changing mind
- what do they cal people whoo have spandex addictions? (referring to my father, no doubt)
- jesus is coming and he’s pissed picture
- sexy squirrel (why, thank you)
- dog boots for snow
- #5 racist tattoo
- stupid things to microwave (metal)
- squirrel rapture
- helmet dorky blog
- laughing lemur
- well, i want someone – tell me what’s wrong with me ooh hoo lyrics
- conan’s squirrel
- meth heads pics
- lemur two tongues
- blue pancake disease
- look at the fuzzy suirrel fear the fluffy fear it
- don’t take no shit from no squirrel
- snakerock
- tilly may squires
- squirrel dancing with glow sticks
- sick rat tail
- bunnehs (I like to think whoever searched for this pronounces it like “Timmehhhh” from “South Park.”)
- tampon helicopter
- actor leather
- ragamuffin
- tamponface
- giant earlobes
- sour patch kids around 8 o’clock
- dorrito smoothie
- социалист moda
- im back to the barn duh du du dun du dun
I have no idea how Squirrel Thoughts popped up in the search results for those last five. But hey, I’ll take what I can get.
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Posted by Pa Squires on June 27, 2011 at 9:12 pm
I don’t wear spandex (at least not as the outer layer). I mostly wear stylishly baggy biker shorts. One more thing: You probably can’t see the Mission Mountains from Kalispell (too far south), but you can seen the Swan Range and the Whitefish
Mountains.
You’re most welcome.
Posted by Allison on June 27, 2011 at 9:51 pm
My childhood memories beg to differ on the Spandex point. And I can most definitely see the Missions from Kalispell. Your eyes must be going in your old age, Pa Squires. 🙂
Posted by Marianne on December 27, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Hey! you might come accross somebody searching for “Jesus shaves” next time you look! :))